Columbia may not be as beautiful as the beach in Mexico where Bachelor in Paradise films, but they do share something in common: lots of people crying!
John Paul Jones
PrezBo. Just look at the HAIR. Also remember when JPJ recited Shakespeare? That’s a real Core lover there.
John Paul Jones’ digestive tract
Is my GPA! Because it is a mess. John Paul Jones puking tacos on the beach == me in CC.
The Milstein Center. Perfect, amazing, beautiful, talented, radical! We love her.
Dean Cristen Kromm. Trying waaaaay too hard to seem nice but then you find out he’s fake aka he’s slept with multiple girls from the Bachelor before :/.
Dean: inconsistent and fucks with your mental health.
Columbia Dining. Just a good guy who works hard to make everyone around him happy! No complaints. Also is a feminist, probably.
is 1020 duh. Keeps the campus gossip going and the students drunk!
scrabble via Flickr, screencaps via ABC’s Bachelor in Paradise