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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

Columbia may not be as beautiful as the beach in Mexico where Bachelor in Paradise films, but they do share something in common: lots of people crying!

 

John Paul Jones 

PrezBo. Just look at the HAIR. Also remember when JPJ recited Shakespeare? That’s a real Core lover there.

John Paul Jones’ digestive tract

Is my GPA! Because it is a mess. John Paul Jones puking tacos on the beach == me in CC.

Demi 

The Milstein Center. Perfect, amazing, beautiful, talented, radical! We love her.

Blake

Dean Cristen Kromm. Trying waaaaay too hard to seem nice but then you find out he’s fake aka he’s slept with multiple girls from the Bachelor before :/.

CPS

Dean: inconsistent and fucks with your mental health.

Derek

Columbia Dining. Just a good guy who works hard to make everyone around him happy! No complaints. Also is a feminist, probably.

Wells

is 1020 duh. Keeps the campus gossip going and the students drunk!

scrabble via Flickr, screencaps via ABC’s Bachelor in Paradise

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