To celebrate Bwog’s fifteenth birthday, we rewrote the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s iconic song “Fifteen” with a Bwoggish spin.

You take a deep breath

And open your phone

You’re a Columbia student now 

You want the news 

You want the juice

And one website will show you how

It’s your freshman year

And Bwog will be here

For you for the next 48 months

If you ever need to know where to find the best ice

From the dining halls, Bwog’s the one

Cuz Bwog is fifteen

And we’ve got all the magic and mystery

All the campus tea

And, yeah Bwog is fifteen

We can help you figure it all out

Well, check out posts, we’ve got most

Shitposts, events, and news you might need

Fifteen

You sit in class (in person or on Zoom)

And soon enough you’re really bored

Wanting some breaking news

Or cooking advice

You check Bwog as soon as you can

And then you’re ’bout to graduate 

And it’s been four years

And you’re feeling like crying

So you run over to Bwog

And you give Senior Wisdom

And you’re checking Bwog even as an alum

As an alum…

Cuz Bwog is fifteen

And we’ve got all the magic and mystery

All the campus tea

And, yea Bwog is fifteen

We can help you figure it all out

Well, check out posts, we’ve got most

Shitposts, events, and news you might need

Fifteen

When all you wanted

Was to go to Barnard

Columbia or GS 

You would stalk Bwog to get a feel

Back then you swore you were going to work for a newspaper

But you ended up at the campus blog

And you realize that you’re having so much fun

Right here with good ol’ Bwog

We all love Bwog

Cuz Bwog is fifteen

And we’ve got all the magic and mystery

All the campus tea

And, yea Bwog is fifteen

We can help you figure it all out

Well, check out posts, we’ve got most

Shitposts, events, and news you might need

Fifteen

Don’t forget to follow us on TikTok

I’ve found time makes everything better

And that includes Bwog as well

Cuz after fifteen years, Bwog is swell

Bwog’s fifteen

La la la la la 

You’re a college student

Take a deep breath, girl 

Take a deep breath as you open up Bwog…

Image via Bwog Illustrator Shane Maughn