We are all trying to deal with the perpetual loneliness of adolescence that the pandemic has only exacerbated. As Valentine’s Day approaches, Bwog wants to help you cuff
your dream person any human for some semblance of emotional connection.
Are you frustrated with dating apps and the endless cycle of ghosting and being ghosted? Are you looking for a solution to the shallow, insincere online conversations with potential romantic prospects? Look no further! Bwog’s annual Personals service may help you find your new Zoom date partner. All you have to do is submit an email to email@example.com answering the questions below and submitting one landscape-oriented picture of yourself (reminder–we at Bwog are not your boo, please do not send nudes)! If you do this by Friday, February 9, and are patient, you may just see yourself on the website during the week of Valentine’s Day. Bwog is ready to help you, so help us by submitting your information as soon as possible! Here are some examples from the past.
Name, Year, School, Major
Preference (girl for girl, etc)
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer
What redeems you as a human being?
Library room of choice
Beverage of choice
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest)
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
Historical Hottie of choice
Personals are due Wednesday, February 10, to firstname.lastname@example.org by 11:59 pm EST.
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