AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE SEMESTER AGAIN: PRIMAL SCREAM WEEK.

DON’T SCREAM OUTSIDE OF BUTLER WITH MANY OTHER PEOPLE.

^UNSAFE BECAUSE AIRBORNE VIRUS.

HERE ARE SAFE ALTERNATIVES.

  • SCREAM ONLY IN SMALL GROUPS (with masks, DUH)
  • SCREAM IN SIGN LANGUAGE*
  • CALL A FRIEND ON CAMPUS AND SCREAM**
  • STRING TOGETHER CUPS FROM YOU TO BUTLER AND SCREAM INTO THEM***
  • WEAR GOGGLES AND SCREAM
  • WRITE PAPERS IN ALL CAPS

FINALS OVER SOON, BUT FOR NOW, JUST SCREAM!

*CAMILLE S.

**SAM S.

***DANIEL O.V.

BETWEEN TWO LUNGS VIA WIKIMEDIA COMMONS