No one wants to hear News Editor Victoria Borlando scream. Just subscribe to BwogLetter and enjoy her pretty pictures.

Alright reader, I’ll keep it simple: I’ve tried so, so hard to come up with a cute way to advertise our weekly newsletter. I came up with ideas like, “Iconic Columbia Core Texts As Reasons Why You Should Subscribe To BwogLetter,” and “Subscribe to BwogLetter To Remember The Siege Of Paris During The Franco-Prussian War,” but absolutely none of them worked. I am so, so deeply sorry; this is not representative of who I am!

However, if you subscribe to BwogLetter, our weekly newsletter, you’ll know exactly how creative I can get! Every Sunday, you will receive a collection of the best posts of the past week, beautiful pictures, song recommendations, witty comments at any moment I can fit them in, updates on all the cool stuff happening on campus, suggestions as to what the “B” in “Bwog” stands for, and several opportunities to communicate with some of the Bwog team!

Are you intrigued yet? Excited? Ready to experience a new medium of art that’s equal parts collage, important campus news, AND corporate newsletter? Then either click here or on the “Subscribe” button at the top of the page to subscribe to BwogLetter right now! Mark your calendar for this Sunday, September 19, when the first edition of this year’s BwogLetter will arrive in all your inboxes like a holiday gift.

Enough talk about artistic flair; I don’t have the brain power to keep going. Subscribe to BwogLetter! Subscribe or I’ll scream!

10000% Totally Creative Lion Photoshop Art via Victoria Borlando