Witch, don’t kill my vibe.

Double, double toil and trouble,

COVID test wastewater bubble.

Hallows Eve approaches near,

Halls of campus ooze with fear.

Witches, spirits, mummies, ghosts?

Blast! It’s midterms we fear most!

Students tremble at the Core,

Caffeine will surely shake us more!

Butler ’til dawn, and papers from hell,

We beg you, Deantini, break the damn spell!

And just when you think the last treat has been tricked,

PrezBo pulled the fire alarm! Go, get out quick!

So tuck in your laptop, and turn out your lamp.

No soul will help you now, and God surely can’t.

In the style of Shakespeare’s “Song of the Witches”

Jolly Jack-O-Lanterns via Disney Parks