Enter the mind of Bwog Staff! Join the chaos and torment!

Shopping list (real)

  • DO NOT OVERHEAT
  • 2 t
  • Flavored ice cubes
  • snake penis???
  • Syup Nylag
  • stems in green, rice
  • john mcphee oranges
  • burger
  • salad for one
  • stuff i need: basil, cheese, dough, target bag, water gun
  • coconut, almond, soy, oat, hemp, peanut???
  • 2 advil now
  • handmade ravioli 
  • poultry
  • i made penne alla vodka
  • today: eat cheese rolls, read great gatsby, drink coke. later: warm up brownie in microwave, eat with vanilla ice cream
  • Abyssal Chicken/Allosaurus/Anklyosaurus/Androsphinx/Arcanaloth/Auroch

Quotes

  • you are not a dog you have hands
  • he lies on his Instagram britney!
  • get that cocaine girl
  • “if you watch chinese porn….” (missed the rest)
  • My lungs are in the desert
  • It’s the angels up above me it’s the songs they don’t sing
  • So I’m Area 51 there is an alien outbreak. 
  • A George wanders across the world waiting to die. Lonesome George
  • Code can be alive and
  • show us the picture
  • Clytemnestra walked so idk…so Ruth Bader Ginsberg could run
  • “Revolution is rare and doesnt work”
  • My greatest flex is that I can say I have a clean conscience because I haven’t paid a single cent to the College Board
  • all the kids wouldn’t sit with me because I had a wrench in my purse
  • yield to the weight of my spoon
  • gotta be looking cute while I tell you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
  • “i’m gonna get pulled over by a stoplight.”
  • “do you know you’re in the lowest spelling group?” “well aware.”
  • “i don’t listen to protesters who aren’t tall enough to ride the rides at disney.”
  • “imagine if the alphabet was different. a snake could be called a fuck.”
  • “what were you guys on?” “pure sadness”
  • “how would like your burger cooked?” “um…. with love?”
  • if you don’t eat breakfast you can die.
  • now every day is like the fall of Rome
  • Do you ever live just to flex on people who are dead?

Intellectual, coherent thoughts

  • pigeon leaf = feathers
  • to strip the flesh out of things, décharner
  • Cosmic Eevee Reunicus
  • fourth
  • Fibro?????? Displaysia 
  • The Italian state breeds both rats and heroes.
  • 7 thousand languages in the world and I chose to speak straight facts
  • the greeks are the sperm
  • polynesia is in polynesia
  • condoms end the bloodline just as the trojans did
  • hellopp[djksiekjfhj,jnxhkjashddkjhdfkjahs]
  • Toronto1 !!!!!! Remember!!!!
  • Write from 7 to 10 FINGERS MOVING SESSION
  • watercolor is so forgiving
  • amputate ideas

I can’t think of a description for this shit

  • tim:
  • the experience of drowning
  • how to shapeshift on the night shift: a corporeal guide for the morphing creature 
  • J Edgar Hooters
  • Frog and toaf
  • XXxmosesxx 
  • distressing, ex related
  • ETERNAUTA
  • list of insults: you look like you eat cereal with water, i bet you sleep in starfish position 
  • nyc slang: mad = great, extra, “fire” 
  • ɇ

Very, very important note via Bwog Staff