Come join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm tonight—you will find no one better!

Drive your Honda round Istanbul, Fethiye, Toronto

Sleep with a dozen girls and boys but don’t forget to wear a condom

Go around 190 countries, cross 1,000 boundaries

Look in every hidden corner just to see

There’s no one

No one better than Bwog

You’ll find no one

No one better than us

When you’re old monkey

And walking wonky

Your cradle’s rocking with a tiny walkie-talkie

You’ll know that you loved us to the core

Then go knocking at our door

(‘Cause you can’t do the searching anymore)

There’s no one

No onе better than Bwog

Thеre’s no one

No one better than us

Well, we still miss you much, our bae

And our pumpkin latte vape

We had to take a risk

You ask what time it is

We check our bare wrists and say “I think it’s time we kissed”

But no one told us things were gonna go a bit too far from there

Walking home

Happy and embarrassed on the

Crack of dawn

Barefoot, half undressed

We don’t care at all

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