Betty, when you call me you can call me Al.

Bwogline: The newly appointed 267th pope gave his first mass today in Vatican City, centered on the dangers of lack of faith. He suggested that the Catholic Church could be a “beacon of light.” Leo XIV, the first American pontiff, gave his homily in Italian but said a few words in English. His inauguration is set for May 18.

Study Tip: Leave your phone at home.

Music of the Day: You can call me Al by Paul Simon. It’s that time of year.

Procrastination Tip: Lay in bed for “five more minutes.”

Overseen Overheard: My suitemates moving out. I am so sad.

Paul Simon via Bwarchives