Looking for a niche, silly, and possibly off-putting couple’s costumes? Look no further.

Starting off strong. And voluptuous.

Had to include this, just look at how happy they are. Not in sport mode tho…

I feel like this is self-explanatory. Art comes in many forms.

If you guys are feeling a bit biblical. Nipple included.

For the best Barnard couple you know.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this brief but probably life changing article. Please send photos to Bwog if you wear any of these and have a fantastic (and hopefully not too off-putting) Halloween!