Poopin’ in Pupin

Midterms got you going to the bathroom out of anxiety? We’re continuing our series on bathrooms around campus with our third installment, and this time, we’re taking you to the second floor of Pupin (for when you’re SEAS-ed with cramps and gas).

Privacy (is this a poop or pee bathroom?)

The most private bathroom you could ever hope for. You could have the most explosive, sonorous diarrhea and not even feel a speck of shame. You feel like you’re in another dimension, free from the judgments of other bathroom-goers.

The View (windows? scribbles on the walls?)

Not one of its highlights. There’s a window that allows some soothing natural light, but you can’t really see much out of it.

Convenience (is it easy to find, or out of your way?)

It’s in Pupin on the second floor, so not super convenient. It’s worth the trek, though, if you fear offending/desecrating any other bathrooms on campus.

Traffic (are there a lot of people using it?)

Nope.  It looks like a closet from the outside so most people do not even know it exists. Just casually walk in as if you need a mop or a lightbulb and no one will be the wiser to the grumbling below.

Cleanliness

It’s super clean and looks like a spaceship, so that’s cool.

Overall ranking (1-5 stars)

5 stars.  A paragon of pooping perfection.