Thanks Obama.

Happening Around The World: Germany is heading off a national election today. The main contenders are Merkel’s Christian Democrats, her coalition partner the Social Democrats, and the right-leaning Alternative for Democracy. Pray for your victor of choice. (BBC)

Happening In The US: NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, released a statement from the NFL to President Trump regarding the comments the President has made in relation to the NFL, ESPN, and the controversy surrounding Colin Kaepernick. Regardless of your position, let’s all pray for the continued existence of American Football. (BBC)

Happening In NYC: If you happened to be looking up at the sky yesterday in solemn prayer, you may have seen a civilian drone collide with a Black Hawk military helicopter. Okay, you probably didn’t see it happen, since it happened in Staten Island, but it’s still pretty interesting. Let’s just pray for Staten Island, regardless. (Gothamist)

Happening At Columbia: Here’s a schedule for the church services occurring today in St. Paul’s. We know you’re in desperate need of some spiritual reflection, as well as atonement for your various weekend sins.

Overseen: Two girls in a passionate embrace, kissing in the walled-off eastern end of Ref Room in Butler. While we’re all for spontaneity in romance, keep your romantic activities out of our gloomy library rooms, you dang kids!