IT’S HERE.

Friends, countrymen, Columbia students, lend me your ears. I come to raise awareness of the Varsity Show, not to praise it.

You’ve probably heard of the Varsity Show already. After all, the characteristic yellow T-shirts, water bottles, and sweatshirts have been all over campus in the past few weeks, to say nothing of the endless promotion on Facebook and enormous banner hanging in Lerner. You’ve probably already made plans to go, gotten a ticket, and even figured out how you’ll sneak some libations into Roone. But just in case you’ve been laid low by a mysterious illness or holed up in Butler, here’s the spiel:

It’s here! It is time once again for Columbia’s oldest performing arts tradition: The Varsity Show. The 124th Annual Varsity Show is an original student musical that lampoons this year at Columbia. Come to Roone Arledge Auditorium on April 27th, April 28th, and April 29th to join in a beloved Columbia tradition and laugh at this year and all that came with it.

Check out the Facebook event for more info and ticket links to each show. And if you’re in the balcony tonight, keep your ears out for the Bwog contingent’s inevitable laughter whenever Spec gets mentioned.

That sounds kinda ominous? via the V124 Facebook event