Staff Writer Henry
Golub wrote about Lerner
using six haikus
One:
Time, time, who needs it?
When I schlep up your long ramps
My beating heart aches
Two:
Ferris is crowded
Lines last for thirty minutes
A bagel for me
Three:
I like nothing more
Than placing my pencil down
And seeing it roll
Four:
If I had to choose
Between stairs and many ramps
I’d choose the wrong path
Five:
So many doors closed
A gap opens on the left
A crowd blocks the way
Six:
O elevators! <3
You are for decoration
And you never work
Lerner One via Wikimedia Commons
Lerner Two via Wikimedia Commons