We can’t ALL be “majoring in unafraid.”

Regarding her time at Barnard, author Anna Quindlen BC ’74 has stated that she “majored in unafraid.” What a quote! And good for Anna Quindlen! Sadly, it does not apply to the rest of us. I interviewed the Bold Beautiful Bwog Staff to find out what adjectives they’re actually majoring in.

Rita Nguyen BC ’23
Alleged major: Political Science & Sociology
Actual major: Unwell

Talia Rosen BC ’22
Alleged major: Psychology
Actual major: Nocturnal

Anonymous
Alleged major: Psychology and Comparative Literature
Actual major: Unhinged

Bannon Beall BC ’22
Alleged major: History
Actual major: Afraid

Nicki C. BC ’23
Alleged major: Political Science and Statistics
Actual major: Transcendent

Shira Michaeli GS ’24
Alleged major: Human Rights and Jewish Ethics
Actual major: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Caroline Mullooly BC ’22
Alleged major: Political Science and Human Rights
Actual major: Exhausted

Eliza Staples BC ’23
Alleged major: French and Sociology
Actual major: Foolish

Aditi Misra BC ’23
Alleged major: Economics
Actual major: Legendary

This person must be majoring in stoked! via Pixabay