Snow falling? More like I’m falling. 

Yeah, the snow is beautiful. The most wonderful time of the year and all that. But is it beautiful when you’re lying on the ground in front of Lerner, right after you slipped on a nasty ice patch? Luckily for you, Bwog has taken it upon ourselves to normalize eating shit on campus. Below, we’ve ranked the best places for you to slip and slide—you should try them out before syllabus week ends so you have time to recover!

12. Law Bridge Ramp: Because why is it also stairs??

11. The Barnard “B”: They put cones on it for a reason. 

10. Barnard gates: To top off your Barnard “B” fall. 

9. Earl Hall Gates steps: lethal when wet, lethal when dry. Like your mom. 

8. Milbank Stairs: One Bwogger has reported a dropped smoothie and busted knee incident on those stairs. I mean, who hasn’t worried about eating shit in Milbank.

7. Diana (general?): You get your coffee from Liz’s, then immediately fall outside. It’s just what happens!!!

6. Missing bricks on Low steps: The thing about low steps is that the steps are so uneven, so you might think it’s flat, but there’s half an inch of an incline… And holes from missing bricks. 

5. Missing bricks on Law Bridge: Columbia really said “get a lawyer”. 

4. Missing bricks in front of Butler: I’m sensing a trend. Maybe this Dark Academia shit isn’t worth it. 

3. Hamilton steps: We will not be taking questions at this time. 

2. Lerner Ramps: rain or shine, I trip on these steps at LEAST once a day 

1. 116th College Walk gates: Of course, your sophomore year roommate, your situationship, and your favorite professor are there to watch the fall happen. Why wouldn’t they be?????

Happy falling!

You slipping on campus this week via VectorPortal