32 CommentsFancy a bit of Greek this weekend? Then allow Bwog to present Mike and Sarah, representing Delta Sigma Phi and Kappa Alpha Theta in this week’s Personals. If you want either of these two to help you write your own personal Odyssey, email bwgossip@columbia.edu and let us know. If it’s a match, we’ll spring $5 for a date. And remember: if you or anyone you know would like to be a Personal, drop us a line! We’re forever accepting nominations.
| Girl for tall, good-looking, well-rounded, nice guy | Guy for an easy way out of his seminar research |
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Name: Sarah
School: CC
Year: Sophomore
Major: Political Science/Economics
Hometown: Linwood, NJ
Bubbly Toes by Jack Johnson
Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn
Chocolate Peanut Butter Zone Perfect bars
Grapes
Ummm…is this appropriate? Well, if I have to: they are hot pink, lacey and from
In my room doing homework.
Short Man’s Syndrome.
I plan on staying in NYC and working here for a while. I’d like to go on to some sort of graduate school, either law or business, and eventually move to
I miss my dog.
Tasti
Invisibility.
I wouldn’t say it’s a talent, but it is unusual…my eyes change colors!
Facebook, hands down…MySpace is just downright creepy!
Sarah! I’m tall, good-looking, well-rounded and nice!
Name: Mike
School:
Year: 2007
Major: Econ
Hometown:
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
“Josie” by Blink 182
“Real American” (Hulk Hogan Entrance song)
“Ms. New Booty” by Bubba Sparxxx
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Extra cheese
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Boyshorts with lace. That shit is hot.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
Piecing together Saturday night by scrolling through my camera.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
With my girlfriend. (JK!)
So, what are you doing after college?
Selling my soul to wall street for a couple years.
When I first came to
I would never join a frat.
TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?
Ham-Del.
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Flying, yo.
Unusual talents?
Beating my sketchy suite-mate in Madden and Fight Night 3 like it’s my job.
MySpace or Facebook?
Facebook.
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@The Clarifier Short man’s syndrome is when a short guy acts really aggressively to compensate for being short…some people seem to think any short guy has short man’s syndrome.
@Holmes What guy uses the word squirt? Try harder, girls. Agree though, pants are restricting. The key is to remember to put them back on before you leave.
@tiki tamolo iloveDHI
@bwog reader has anyone else noticed this is the jolly green giant from the fiasco at pinnacle incident?
@Boyshorts Boyshorts. I apologize.
@What?! It’s been this long and no one has made a “he wears oyshorts with lace” joke?
@Alum I was about to say the same thing. I’m glad someone beat me to it.
@Not Tall Dear Sarah,
Is 5’9″ OK?
Sincerely,
Good-Looking, Well-Rounded and Nice
@Gawker pick-up You’re on Gawker
@Hmmmm #13, No, That makes you a real person with actual thoughts and feelings on what tastes good instead of the captive of an image. Take it as a compliment. =) I’ve never associated peanut butter and jelly or seafood gumbo with being obese, but at least those are interesting answers that show you as an individual! Sarah’s answers, do not.
@totally i agree
@i got you girls are you two jealous you didn’t get in to theta? or still bitter that you got rejected by them at the bars last weekend?
@Sorry Nobody hits on thetas at bars.
@... zing!!
@DHI People don’t hit on particular sororities in bars.
@whatever Theta sucks
@dude what happened to bwog? it stopped sucking and has interesting personals and articles.
if this keeps up, i’m going to stop reading it.
@HA! best. comment. ever.
@well, it's good to see that her sorority sisters know how to post comments on bwog.
“Like, oh my god, Sarah is beautiful inside and out.”
@actually, i have no idea who she is, and i’m a guy who sits in front of his computer in his underwear. like i get back from class, take off my pants, check my email, put on my pants, and go to my next class. but i do think she’s hot and not pathetic, so i guess i’d go great in a SORORITY OF DUMB GIRLS. Fuckin can it, squirt.
@what's she supposed to say? “steak, brie, whey…”
@Anonymous Martinez,
Whats Laura got to say about this?
@hmmm Well of course she can like grapes! Awesome! Grapes are delicious ( I personally like the concord kind) but to have popcorn, grapes, and zone bars as your favourite foods? You cannot tell me you don’t see a little pattern there.
@i smell some jealousy. You do realize that the Bwog questions are non-binding, right? I am sure that if she were faced with the reality of being stranded on an island, she would choose appropriate foods (or at least ask for you approval). If I were asked these questions, I’d probably say oreos, peanut butter and jelly, and seafood gumbo… does that make me morbidly obese?
@I'm all those things I shall inform Sarah.
@hmmm Yeah, these two seem well matched for each other. I gotta tell you though, I’m not one for the ad hominem on here…but I think Sarah is annoying just by her answers. Just like a sorority girl, grapes and popcorn! woh now Sarah, don’t overindulge or anything, you might weigh 115lbs if you’re not careful!
@bettemidler can everyone relax a bit on the eating disorder stuff? great, she likes popcorn. so does my next-door neighbor. and he fills out a XXL shirt.
@wrong Sarah sounds awesome. Girls who would go with invisibility are absolutely beautiful, on every level. And her eyes change colors?!
SHE’S LIKE A HOT NINJA.
@Anonymous for god’s sake, there were only three choices.
@you know what? I want them to date each other.
@columbian delta sig is the shit
marry me mike
@Well done, Bwog Sarah sets a new attractiveness benchmark for Bwog personals.