Literally a roll of bread.

Good morning Bwog. Today I will be delivering the highly anticipated recipe for my daily breakfast, a roll of bread.

Ingredients (1 serving):

  • A roll of bread

Recipe:

  • Crawl to the kitchen and open the fridge.

  • Find drawer with roll.

  • Put roll on plate (optional).

  • Microwave roll for no more than 50 seconds (optional).

  • Consume said roll.

Disclaimer: This is a pretty complicated recipe, so don’t feel discouraged if you can’t immediately keep up. The roll life isn’t always an easy one, but boy is it rewarding.

Images via Bwog Staff.