Fake sports are the most fun.

Name, School, Major, Hometown: Jess, Barnard College, American Studies and Human Rights, Chappaqua, NY

Claim to fame: Being that pink-haired internal editor

Where are you going? Hopefully to Radio City for graduation? 

What are three things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2030?

1. If you join a club and stick with it and pair yourself with a little that looks chill they might just become your best friend for the rest of college.
2. There are vents that blow hot air out from the SIPA building if you are looking for a place to hang with your friends…and talk…
3. Fake sports are the most fun.

“Back in my day…” Mel’s was the freshman bar. Now it’s a Raising Canes.

Favorite Columbia lore? Diana was once called The Vag

What was your favorite class at Columbia? Abortion in Context! Sorry it will never happen again.

Whom would you like to thank? Smez, for publishing this article.

One thing to do before graduating? Figure out why my name isn’t in the Columbia student directory

Any regrets? No regerts.

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