There’s currently a fire in Dodge, and a nervous professor is running through the stairwell yelling to anyone who will listen, “This is not a drill.” Also, the area surrounding Dodge smells like smoke. Check back for more updates.
UPDATE: According to Public Safety, there wasn’t a fire, just a “smoke condition” caused by an overheated transformer.
— Photo by Cliff Massey
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@Aluminum I bet a swooning undergrad set herself on fire trying to attract James Franco’s attention.
…did it work? ‘Cause I got matches…
@nice billy joel ref it was a fun break actually. no real fear from anyone.
@um.... you posted this an hour ago and have yet to update…so…is dodge still standing?
@nope like the white house circa truman, all that’s left is a hollow shell.
@hephaistos thank hephaistos… now we’ll be free of those artsies once and for all!
@Film MFA We were making a movie…about fire!
@Music MFA It was always burning
Since the kiln’s been turning
@Visual Arts MFA We didn’t start the fire…