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You came to Columbia for the unique and rich pit of cultural fabulosity that is New York City. Naysayers from your hometown warned you about subway muggings, ridiculous food prices, and deadly air quality, but you weren’t scared. You were prepared.
Except for the one thing they never tell you about: the pesky problem of pigeons. New York is plagued by them. It prostrates itself before their paramountcy.
Until today. Columbia offers you its protection with the new campus pigeon punting team, coming soon to Low Library step near you. Watch this useful introductory video to learn about their exercises and listen to some beautiful piano. Godspeed, punters. And sorry, Hawkma.
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@Oh come on It’s fake you jerks! Watch the whole thing.
@what the heck??? does no one else find this at all cruel? i know they’re pests, but really this just seems mean…
@alum You are not alone in finding this cruel. Frankly, I’m surprised Bwog posted this.
@F-ing pigeons I’ve had a flock of them try to eat my food AS I WAS EATING IT while sitting on the steps. f-ing pidgeons
@talib kweli wait. where’d that article go? and OMG.
REALLY?
REALLY?
@Nobler Up Late with a Pigeon Punter
@the numbers are up at 5, JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
@Surfin' UWS Your mother goes to college.
@feedback THAT VIDEO WAS A+++++++++ WOULD DEFINITELY PUNT AGAIN!!11!1!!!
@WHERE ARE THE LOTTERY NUMBERS?!?!?!?
@problem identified you are clearly just not pestering them hard enough. make phone calls, send emails, stop at nothing to force them to reveal the number that will inevitably ruin the next year for you.
@i think they are usually posted by 5, if I am remembering correctly from last year. Knowing housing, I definitely wouldn’t expect them to be up before 5 pm.
@perv Anyone know when the next c-spot comes out?