“Oh, sleep. nothing else could ever bring me such pleasure, such freedom, the power to feel and move and think and imagine, safe from the miseries of my waking consciousness… I was more of a somniac. A somnophile” (Moshfegh).
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Looking for a single, AC, and kitchen access, all in a dorm close to Barnard’s campus? Look no further than Elliott Hall!
My grandma would love this movie (derogatory)!
This French film shows the strength of solidarity between women beautifully.
Antigone, produced by Columbia’s King’s Crown Shakespeare Troupe, ran the weekend of October 28th and was a marvelous demonstration of the pure talent on Barnumbia’s campus.
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