Aaron Thompson has bestowed us with some of his Ferris pasta-inspired wisdom.
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Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.
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Senior Xander Browne has some hilarious things to share with y’all.
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Our last wise senior of the day is Aashana Singh, who reminds you to play some college pong at least once before you leave.
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