Aaron Thompson has bestowed us with some of his Ferris pasta-inspired wisdom.

Hear ye, hear ye, we have another senior’s wisdom for your perusal!

Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.

Nicola Kirpatrick BC ’19 tells you how to succeed.

Adam Fasman CC ’19 gives you free advice.

Austen Paris SEAS ’19 has got some wisdom, and he’s ready to share it!

From stolen MAGA hats to overall dresses.

Monique lets us hear some of her wise wisdom.

Pranav Balan is strong proponent of Chinatown coconuts.

Wise, wise wisdom.

Senior Xander Browne has some hilarious things to share with y’all.

Hold up, important advice ahead.

Buy, sell, or trade the wisdom from one of our favorite meme group’s co-founders!

Our last wise senior of the day is Aashana Singh, who reminds you to play some college pong at least once before you leave.

Surf City denizen Madeline Ducharme imparts her wisdom to the masses.