Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.
Name, School, Major, Hometown: Deniz Ulcay, SEAS, Computer Science, Istanbul, Turkey
Claim to fame: Best whistler in the tri-state area
Where are you going? Brooklyn
What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2023?
– CAVA is your friend.
– Nobody cares.
– Don’t do anything you’ll regret; don’t regret anything you do.
“Back in my day…” You went to Cannons after 3 o’clock.
Favorite Columbia controversy? Reclining Figure. I’ve never seen this campus so united.
Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I have a guy for everything. If you don’t, I’m your guy.
What was your favorite class at Columbia? Salsa, Soca & Reggae
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Oral sex, duh
Whom would you like to thank? My favourite, Elshadai Tesfaye Biru
One thing to do before graduating: Forget about stacks; have sex on top of a roof.
Any regrets? See question 4