Deniz Ulcay SEAS ’19 knows Columbia. Here’s his wisdom.

Name, School, Major, Hometown: Deniz Ulcay, SEAS, Computer Science, Istanbul, Turkey

Claim to fame: Best whistler in the tri-state area

Where are you going? Brooklyn

What are 3 things you learned at Columbia and would like to share with the Class of 2023?
– CAVA is your friend.
– Nobody cares.
– Don’t do anything you’ll regret; don’t regret anything you do.

“Back in my day…”  You went to Cannons after 3 o’clock.

Favorite Columbia controversy? Reclining Figure. I’ve never seen this campus so united.

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I have a guy for everything. If you don’t, I’m your guy.

What was your favorite class at Columbia? Salsa, Soca & Reggae

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Oral sex, duh

Whom would you like to thank? My favourite, Elshadai Tesfaye Biru

One thing to do before graduating: Forget about stacks; have sex on top of a roof.

Any regrets? See question 4