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Boroughs Maps: What Columbia Thinks Of Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 5 Comments

Cramming for that last final has probably made you forget that Bwog promised to make beautiful maps from your Columbia borough poll results. Don’t worry; Bwog never forgets. The Boroughs Butler & Columbia Campus (Manhattan) Below 114th on Broadway (Brooklyn) Below 114th on Amsterdam (Queens) Barnard Campus & West of Broadway (Staten Island) EC & East […]
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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 4 Comments

For our last Actual Wisdom of 2013, we bring you Jeffrey Lax, who wants you to keep your standards high (yes, even this week). Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Do footnotes count against the limit?  Graphs?  If you can’t read my handwriting, does it count?  I love what I do, hope my enthusiasm […]
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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 3 Comments

In our continuing attempts at cheering you up through the power of music, we take a decidedly sadder turn with Bill Withers’ classic “Ain’t No Sunshine.”  Ok yes, it’s a depressing song and the title may be a little too real a description of your last two weeks, but this arrangement and Bunge Okeyo, BC’13, […]
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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 11 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Jess Levenson, West Orange, NJ, Barnard Claim to fame? Former Hillel Eboard member, sister of Sigma Delta Tau, Columbia cheerleader, self-proclaimed food studies major. Hosted Greek Beats this year. Won second place in last year’s Erotic Cake Competition. Where are you going? To live with my parents in Jerz Three things you learned at Columbia: […]
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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2013 2 Comments

We don’t give a shit if you’re already home and playing with your cat. At least one Bwogger still has 2 exams and a paper left as of this morning, so put up with us for our penultimate Bwog in Bed of 2013. Bwogline: Rich Ellerson was fired as West Point’s football coach after going […]
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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 12 Comments

A few days ago, we brought you the same questions that were asked to the Class of 1952 in their senior class poll, and offered you the chance to take it yourself. The questions ranged in topic from football practice, to student leadership, to Communism; its goal was to “determine the likes and dislikes of […]
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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 4 Comments

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: If I didn’t exist, neither would you (strictly speaking). It’s all closely connected, you know… Claim to fame: Apart from being the best cigarette roller in the Northern hemisphere? I don’t think I have any claim to fame, though I fear people will remember me as the guy who […]
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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 3 Comments

It’s taken quite some time for your dearly departed senior staff member to write this intro—accepting that we are, in fact, graduating (fingers crossed) is a hard thing to do. But there you have it. Somehow we’ve made it through freshman, sophomore, and junior year, and here we are with just one semester left—or less! The […]
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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 1 Comments

We humbly pay tribute to our ancestral magazine The Blue and White with another excerpt from its December issue—on campus now!  Ross Perlin is an independent writer and linguist stuck in the ever-expanding no man’s land between academia, critical theory, and journalism. His first book, Intern Nation: How to Earn Nothing and Learn Little in the Brave […]
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Senior Wisdom: Kenneth Zauderer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 13 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kenneth, Kenny, Ken, Moshe, Moses, Mo-Zow, Mo Zauderer; Woodmere, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Probably the person who saw you saving three spots in the 3rd Floor Ref Room and kindly asked you, “Is anyone sitting there?” You unkindly gave me a dirty look, said no, and moved your things. Where are you […]
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Study Break It Down With Sun Looks Down

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 7 Comments

Take a momentary break from your finals panic to listen to some of your talented peers. Sun Looks Down—Spencer Horstman, Jacob Sunshine, David Su, all CC’14, and Diana Flanagan, CC’15—just dropped their first official single, Moonshine, and it sounds awesome. Their full EP will be available in late January, but for now you can listen […]
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Day In The Life: Gengar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2013 8 Comments

On the off chance Momma Bwog hasn’t already thoroughly killed the Class of 2018’s buzz, we hereby finish out our presentation of staffer’s schedules with incoming Features Editor Alexander Pines’ typical Wednesday. In case we’ve got you too down, be sure to check out our PeopleHops or Senior Wisdoms. 8:55 am: First alarm goes off, […]
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Orgo Night: Back In The But

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

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  • all of these are such great choices *cough* except reputation *cough*
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  • melodrama obviously the right answer
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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

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  • and the orgo night script said beilock hasn't done anything!
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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

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  • breakfast clubs broken up across colleges
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  • i had to write the time I was putting my plate at the outlet counter right outside
  • maybe they should have thought this through before instilling this culture
  • she just wanted more eggs
  • shook
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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

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  • check out our orgo night review coming later today
  • don't wanna fall in love off of subtweets
  • i should be studying but im doing this so yall better appreciate me
  • send nudes? really? that the best you got?
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Orgo Night Script Is Out

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  • 209 was rowdy tonight
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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

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  • beta jungle juice is nasty
  • dads <3 dsig
  • fuck kool-aid
  • i just hate the color
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