Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we can once again admire our crushes without them knowing who we are. That’s the true meaning of love, right? Who will emerge as campus celebrity this time around? Keanu Ross-Cabrera? Andrew Lawson? Trolls? Who knows. We’re just happy to have our favorite procrastination page back. Columbia Admirers‘ […]
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