Last year, I wrote this article about places I’ve tripped. Now that I live in the farthest dorm from campus—and especially because my first classes are in Mudd and Teacher’s College—the opportunities to fall flat on my faces have all but abounded.

Yes. I know most of us wish we were back on campus. We would even put up with the Hartley bathrooms if it meant coming back. But, let’s feel better about our situation by naming some of the god-awful things we don’t miss about campus.