Everything is awful except for the Slow Loris. Holy fucking shit the Slow Loris. Bwoglines: Randy Jackson leaves American idol. (E!) Carbon dioxide has not been this high in at least three million years. (NYT) You decide which is the greater tragedy. Finals Tip: Don’t be a shitty person. Instead, drop out and become a cheese wit. (NYT) […]
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