We were recently tipped a photo of the community contract made by a floor of first-years in the Barnard quad, so we decided to investigate some of the dumb guidelines, deliberately ambiguous rules, and just plain weird shit freshmen write in their floor lounges during their first week at Columbia and Barnard. Columbia students and parents–this is what your “young […]
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