Omar Khan starts off our Friday Senior Wisdoms, reminding us all to stop and smell the flowers (or eat Cheez-its and observe). Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Khan; Middle Eastern, South Asian and African Studies; New York City Claim to fame: I talked a lot about South Asian politics and mental health to anyone who would listen and […]
Hopefully most of you bid adieu to Butler for 2013, so let this be more of a reflection upon your actions of the past few weeks. Below is a definitive guide to snacking in Butler and the public shaming that goes along with it. If you ever brought halal into 210, Momma Bwog will forgive […]
According to an eyewitness, another food truck standoff took place today a little but after noon.The tipster reports that Kimchi Taco, a Korean-Mexican fusion food truck, was giving out free food to a large line of people midway down the block between 113th and 114th along Broadway. Apparently after about 15 minutes, the owners of the […]
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