They’re installing new turnstiles. Stylin’! Cross your fingers they won’t install revolving doors like the Broadway-facing side. Fun fact: the trick with those is to pull the door/ metal contraption before you push it. Retreat to move forward!
Sean Zimmerman reports. The Engineering Student Council held its inaugural meeting with the new, almost-uncontested freshman class council, as well as new University Senator Cherie Meyer. Bathabile Mthombeni from Columbia’s Ombuds Office opened the meeting. Baffled readers might ponder what branch of Columbia’s bureaucratic web the “Office” represents — perhaps another dubiously named den of […]
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