Though Hawkmadinejad’s activities of late have been carefully recorded and analyzed, much of his pre-Furnald-lawn history remains shrouded in mystery and chaos. An ornithologically-inclined tipster, however, points us in the direction of a possible paternal identification: “Hawkmadinejad is most likely the son of Pale Male, the first raptor bird of NYC, who nested on the […]
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