One more week, y’all. You deserve to sleep in. Bwogline: After smelling a strong “possibly hazardous” odor a school bus of thirty middle school students was evacuated in Florida this past week. The smell turned out to be a student who had sprayed an exorbitant amount of Axe body spray. Honestly, I don’t think the […]
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