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• affluence is a $100 never-ending pasta pass
• bwoglines
• cheese and salt and butter and cream and more cheese and more salt with some white pasta on the side
• okcupid
• olive garden
• salt plz
• scotland may or may not secede
• the worst part about living in new york is the shame you'd feel going to the times square olive garden because their breadsticks are heaven
• where do i need to live to be rich and/or where do i live if i am rich
• your parents go to the times square olive garden every time they visit you at school because "it's familiar"