Kate has the most solid upcoming plan we’ve heard here…

Isabella has some wise words on how to enjoy college life, including how to get an extension on your late assignment. 

Barnard’s literal and figurative poster child, Athena Abadilla, wants you to that it’s important to feel and recognize the heroes who take care of us.

Before graduating, Emilia Flack imparts her wisdom onto us by advocating for senior thesis seminars AND shell eggs.

Amanda Perez shares the wisest advice of all: take a final drunk before you graduate.

Jacob Kaplan began the crusade to end milk shaming at Columbia, but that’s not the only take he has to offer.

You might know Amira Farid from her flourishing vlog channel with tens of subscribers, or more likely from your unfortunate CAVA experience.

Paige Moskowitz might just be the reason you’re registered to vote. Thank her by reading her other, equally wise words.

Albert Tai has some useful reminders: you probably owe him five bucks, and you should go do your laundry. 

S. wants you take some chances (as long as you want to) and, as always, #partypartyparty.

Omar Curiel remembers a time when campus parties were far more lit, and you could live it up (without fear of pandemic).

If there’s anything we can learn from Nicole Fischbein’s Senior Wisdom, it’s take chances and get up really, really early.

Venus probably has broken some school record for most classes skipped to sit on the steps. Good thing all the sunshine she’s taken in is reflected in her sunny personality and wise words she’s left behind! We’ll miss you!

Mickal Adler is proof that you don’t have to be, as the kids say,  traditionally “involved” to be bestowed a Senior Wisdom.

Local sorcerer Alexander Keefe has solved the mystery of the Ferris potato thumbtack!