Rolls of what seems to be grass were spotted outside of the patch of dirt that we once called South Lawn. The project is projected to be completed today. A special shoutout to Facilities for reaching out to us; we love you! The students shan’t revolt. *soft, sustained, stressed, depressed, mildly excited screams* MoHi farmscape […]
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