Being that Senior Ball tickets are known to cost the equivalent of a vital organ, Deantini and Dean Boyce generously opened their wallets (budgets) to help out. In the interest of making the event more accessible,”students with the highest need will be able to receive a free ticket to the Senior Ball. Several half-price tickets will […]
This is not an April Fools’ Day joke, we repeat, this is not an April Fools’ Day joke. According to multiple tips, the Bacchanal Committee has contacted an additional performer to headline tomorrow’s show. Hippie Sabotage is rumored to be the secret artist joining Bibi Bourelly, Marian Hill, and Rae Sremmurd on stage tomorrow. Despite performing in Austin tonight […]
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