Ladies, you’d best listen up. There’s some creepy shit going down at the Barnard library right now. These alarming tips just came in: “Man in Barnard library just asked me to remove shoes so he could see my feet. What is going on, Bwog” “There have been reports of a man coming into Barnard’s Lehman […]
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