Calling all students: The first annual Lawn Party is tonight. Get on your best afternoon attire and head out to the Butler Lawn for what might be worth an hour and a meal swipe. You might find yourself in small company, though: if it’s any indication, last year’s Garden Party wasn’t very heavily attended. If you wanna go, […]
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