Everybody’s vomming!!! They are just fine one second and gone the next. The stomach flu going round has been described as “completely unexpected,” “devastating,” and “vengeful.” “It’s reached outbreak status,” one anonymous tipster proclaims. If you have not been incapacitated by this mysterious (but apparently short-term) bug, you are probably suffering in other ways. “I’m […]
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