Two big buff guys are standing in the ice cream aisle of Morton Williams. One has blonde highlights streaked in his hair. Highlights: Dude! How do you not know what creme brûlée is!? Dude: What, man!? I’m sure if you, like, explained it to me I would know what it is. I just don’t know it […]
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