Spring is in the air and, just as all the new prospies are visiting campus, going to bars, and somehow finding their way back through the dark night, ESC is slowly but surely working its way through the darkness of its new members’ bureaucratic ignorance. ESC Correspondent Finn Klauber reports on the many important updates […]
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