Observant to a fault, witchy Romane Thomas listened in on last night’s meeting of the General Studies Student Council (GSSC), where topics of discussion ranged from self-congratulation to teaching awards. “You killed it, you killed it, you killed it!” President Elizabeth Heyman congratulated the Campus Life pole and its Social Chair on their organization of […]
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