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Columbia defeats Cornell, 91-58, winning their third consecutive and first outright Ivy League Regular Season championship.

We now know what a three-pointer is! GO LIONS!!

The Lions, led by Riley Weiss (CC ‘27), have secured the No. 1 spot in the Ivy League Standings.

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The Lions are still alive.

The Lions mounted a double-digit comeback against Cornell, earning a 69–64 victory in an overtime thriller on Senior Day. With the win, the Lions secured a share of the Ivy League Championship with Princeton.

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She’s back and just as… Elizabeth Holmes as always! Editor’s note: Article contains mentions of violence.

The Lions faced a tough challenge when SEC opponent Vanderbilt came to town. The Commodores pulled away in the fourth quarter to top Columbia 74–63.

If you’re looking for actual coverage of Saturday’s Columbia vs. Brown women’s basketball game, do not click on this.

The Lions made a stunning showing with a decisive 78-56 win over the Hampton Lady Pirates to officially start their 2021–2022 season.

Events Editor and self-declared women’s sports Bwogger Isabel Sepúlveda has a message for all the fake fans out there.