Now, going on GChat to see if other people are online and reading their away messages is less shameful and more stalker-y than ever. Use the new “invisible” feature and no one can even tell you’re there while you sit online for hours and hours watching status bubbles go from green to orange.
Panopticonic!
Tags: gchat
23 February 2008 @ 11:18 AM · 9 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email sar2160@columbia.edu if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
call an imaginary cow?
An invisi-bull!
Dear punster,
This is a good pun. Do more of these and less of the bad ones. “Engine-ears” is a bad one.
you’ve been able to do this aim for years…
with aim you could get around that (check their status, etc.). i don’t think there’s an equivalent for gchat.
What is GChat?
is aim for adults.
to just copy this from gawker.
Agree. I love Bwog, but the Gawker article was posted a little over an hour before yours.
http://gawker.com/360000/gchat-unveils-invisibility-cloak
at 9 AM when i logged on. hell fucking yes.