One particularly creative procrastinator just sent Bwog a photo essay of his Butler abode. We support you, procrastinator, and may your efforts bring calm (followed by debilitating panic!) to those of your kind.
Tags: butler, midterms
3 March 2008 @ 9:39 PM · 31 comments
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I’ve been missing a green notebook for my Evolutionary Basis of Human Behavior (EEEBW4010) class since Feb. 7th. It should have the name Kimberly Young written inside. It was last seen in the Schapiro computer lab. If found, please contact kty2102@columbia.edu
The purse has large red circles on it, and contained an ID card, keys, wallet, pink headphones, Metrocard, and other important things. Last seen in Schermerhorn 614. If found, please contact rdc2125@barnard.edu
Hi, I’m missing a black LL Bean Backpack, last seen in the lounge of Broadway 12 during the Super Bowl. It’s black, with the initials “BCB,” embossed in grey. It contains an Apple laptop and several important books. If found, contact bcb2131@columbia.edu.
I lost a Lion Laundry bag full of gym items. Contact sac2171.
Black puffy coat with two layers and Burberry plaid pattern on lining. Last seen at Lerner Party Space during Black Students Organization (BSO) party on January 20. Please contact jyc2130@columbia.edu if found. Reward offered.
Yellowish ivory scarf with a lot of print on it. Most likely to be found at 504 Diana or LRC SIPA. If found then you shall be rewarded with my eternal gratitude. Contact: an2503@barnard.edu
Last seen in the Hartley computer lab at around 9 am, on 1/30/12. No case; no password; background is a generic picture of a rower on a lake. About 2 years old and showing its wear. Contact: etp2109.
Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.
I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!
is fuckin retarded with photos. how the fuck can read that text?
it is impossible to read
read this at all…wtf bwog?
Better?
that sucks big hairy ape balls, it’s really funny too
but funny
SAVE YOURSELVES THE TIME GUYS IT’S RETARDED
I must be the only one who’s vision hasn’t completely gone… trust me, it is funnier for those of us still in butler…
it’s kinda funny that bwog’s like, “HAHA! We were sent this letter, you can squint and try to read it, but screw you, it’s our letter and our webpage formatting is so much better than your approval of our post.”
i heard michelle diamond tried to get this post banned because she hates red tea
but really… COMIC SANS?!
at least its not…helvetica
helvetica isn’t so bad, other than the fact that it’s very common. comic sans is just plain ugly and is often used inappropriately.
Wooooooooooooooooooh…
I disapprove.
If you’re studying so hard for midterms that your life is spent in Butler, you really need to get your shit together. It’s been SIX weeks of classes. Yes, only six.
A) Midterms aren’t hard. If you do poorly, just cry to the professor and they’ll count your final and homework for more.
B) In the time it takes the average Columbia student to whine about exams and papers, they could have written their entire thesis.
The answer: quit your bitching, get to work, and get off BWOG until you’ve finished everything.
you…douchebag
to comment #25
…its so much more fun to procrastinate!
SO INTENZ! I KEN HAZ BOOKZ N KOMPUTORZ IN TEH LIBERRY N KOFEE BEKUZ I NO STUDEE. ZOMG I KEN HAZ RESPAKT NOW?!!?!??!
this is not funny
but it is.
speech needs to be a balance between silly and coherent. this one is leaning too much towards the former.
who could ever keep up their concentration for 30 hours? do 3 hours max, then go chill for awhile! you’ll get more done in the end
I never understand people who are like this. My first two years I think I was in awe of them, believing them to be working so much harder than I was, and so much more dedicated as well.
Now I realize that, like many things here, it is all just a ploy, a ruse, a stunt, and imposture, if you will–no one here really needs to spent his much time in the library, and certainly no one here needs to take his stuffed animals, security blanket, and family photos along with him (see finals). The complaining and listing of hours “in battle” is just a ploy as well–like the mythical “starving artist” figure, they all think telling us how much they’ve suffered will make them produce better work.
If you need to work this much, you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry, but true.
A 15 pg research paper isn’t hard…a little bit of time in JSTOR/Columbia’s collection of journals and the stacks is all you need. It should only take 1-2 hours to research, 4-5 to write, and maybe another 1-2 to edit…tops.
shit. It does NOT take 4-5 hours to write a decent paper. What kind of shit are you writing about? I presume, in the end, that you are producing shitty papers.
No pity for the person who leaves the research paper to 12 hours before its due. None whatsoever.
This is so sad. I agree with #25. This is pathetic and not funny. Take a fucking shower.
why do columbia students like bitching about work so much? especially premed students. you chose that shit!