One particularly creative procrastinator just sent Bwog a photo essay of his Butler abode. We support you, procrastinator, and may your efforts bring calm (followed by debilitating panic!) to those of your kind.
Tags: butler, midterms
3 March 2008 @ 9:39 PM · 31 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email sar2160@columbia.edu if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
is fuckin retarded with photos. how the fuck can read that text?
it is impossible to read
read this at all…wtf bwog?
Better?
that sucks big hairy ape balls, it’s really funny too
but funny
SAVE YOURSELVES THE TIME GUYS IT’S RETARDED
I must be the only one who’s vision hasn’t completely gone… trust me, it is funnier for those of us still in butler…
it’s kinda funny that bwog’s like, “HAHA! We were sent this letter, you can squint and try to read it, but screw you, it’s our letter and our webpage formatting is so much better than your approval of our post.”
i heard michelle diamond tried to get this post banned because she hates red tea
but really… COMIC SANS?!
at least its not…helvetica
helvetica isn’t so bad, other than the fact that it’s very common. comic sans is just plain ugly and is often used inappropriately.
Wooooooooooooooooooh…
I disapprove.
If you’re studying so hard for midterms that your life is spent in Butler, you really need to get your shit together. It’s been SIX weeks of classes. Yes, only six.
A) Midterms aren’t hard. If you do poorly, just cry to the professor and they’ll count your final and homework for more.
B) In the time it takes the average Columbia student to whine about exams and papers, they could have written their entire thesis.
The answer: quit your bitching, get to work, and get off BWOG until you’ve finished everything.
you…douchebag
to comment #25
…its so much more fun to procrastinate!
SO INTENZ! I KEN HAZ BOOKZ N KOMPUTORZ IN TEH LIBERRY N KOFEE BEKUZ I NO STUDEE. ZOMG I KEN HAZ RESPAKT NOW?!!?!??!
this is not funny
but it is.
speech needs to be a balance between silly and coherent. this one is leaning too much towards the former.
who could ever keep up their concentration for 30 hours? do 3 hours max, then go chill for awhile! you’ll get more done in the end
I never understand people who are like this. My first two years I think I was in awe of them, believing them to be working so much harder than I was, and so much more dedicated as well.
Now I realize that, like many things here, it is all just a ploy, a ruse, a stunt, and imposture, if you will–no one here really needs to spent his much time in the library, and certainly no one here needs to take his stuffed animals, security blanket, and family photos along with him (see finals). The complaining and listing of hours “in battle” is just a ploy as well–like the mythical “starving artist” figure, they all think telling us how much they’ve suffered will make them produce better work.
If you need to work this much, you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry, but true.
A 15 pg research paper isn’t hard…a little bit of time in JSTOR/Columbia’s collection of journals and the stacks is all you need. It should only take 1-2 hours to research, 4-5 to write, and maybe another 1-2 to edit…tops.
shit. It does NOT take 4-5 hours to write a decent paper. What kind of shit are you writing about? I presume, in the end, that you are producing shitty papers.
No pity for the person who leaves the research paper to 12 hours before its due. None whatsoever.
This is so sad. I agree with #25. This is pathetic and not funny. Take a fucking shower.
why do columbia students like bitching about work so much? especially premed students. you chose that shit!