One particularly creative procrastinator just sent Bwog a photo essay of his Butler abode. We support you, procrastinator, and may your efforts bring calm (followed by debilitating panic!) to those of your kind.
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Mar 03, 2008 
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One particularly creative procrastinator just sent Bwog a photo essay of his Butler abode. We support you, procrastinator, and may your efforts bring calm (followed by debilitating panic!) to those of your kind.
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@my god why do columbia students like bitching about work so much? especially premed students. you chose that shit!
@Sadia This is so sad. I agree with #25. This is pathetic and not funny. Take a fucking shower.
@one last thing No pity for the person who leaves the research paper to 12 hours before its due. None whatsoever.
@Honestly A 15 pg research paper isn’t hard…a little bit of time in JSTOR/Columbia’s collection of journals and the stacks is all you need. It should only take 1-2 hours to research, 4-5 to write, and maybe another 1-2 to edit…tops.
@Bull shit. It does NOT take 4-5 hours to write a decent paper. What kind of shit are you writing about? I presume, in the end, that you are producing shitty papers.
@whatever If you need to work this much, you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry, but true.
@what? I never understand people who are like this. My first two years I think I was in awe of them, believing them to be working so much harder than I was, and so much more dedicated as well.
Now I realize that, like many things here, it is all just a ploy, a ruse, a stunt, and imposture, if you will–no one here really needs to spent his much time in the library, and certainly no one here needs to take his stuffed animals, security blanket, and family photos along with him (see finals). The complaining and listing of hours “in battle” is just a ploy as well–like the mythical “starving artist” figure, they all think telling us how much they’ve suffered will make them produce better work.
@i don't get this who could ever keep up their concentration for 30 hours? do 3 hours max, then go chill for awhile! you’ll get more done in the end
@I R SO INTENZ! I KEN HAZ BOOKZ N KOMPUTORZ IN TEH LIBERRY N KOFEE BEKUZ I NO STUDEE. ZOMG I KEN HAZ RESPAKT NOW?!!?!??!
@saf;lkja this is not funny
@Oh, but it is.
@LOLcats speech needs to be a balance between silly and coherent. this one is leaning too much towards the former.
@but... …its so much more fun to procrastinate!
@Come On If you’re studying so hard for midterms that your life is spent in Butler, you really need to get your shit together. It’s been SIX weeks of classes. Yes, only six.
A) Midterms aren’t hard. If you do poorly, just cry to the professor and they’ll count your final and homework for more.
B) In the time it takes the average Columbia student to whine about exams and papers, they could have written their entire thesis.
The answer: quit your bitching, get to work, and get off BWOG until you’ve finished everything.
@Fuck you…douchebag
@I refer you to comment #25
@alexw I disapprove.
@wooh! Wooooooooooooooooooh…
@font nerd at least its not…helvetica
@font nerdier helvetica isn’t so bad, other than the fact that it’s very common. comic sans is just plain ugly and is often used inappropriately.
@almost perfect but really… COMIC SANS?!
@gossip i heard michelle diamond tried to get this post banned because she hates red tea
@ha-ha it’s kinda funny that bwog’s like, “HAHA! We were sent this letter, you can squint and try to read it, but screw you, it’s our letter and our webpage formatting is so much better than your approval of our post.”
@Solidarity! I must be the only one who’s vision hasn’t completely gone… trust me, it is funnier for those of us still in butler…
@I read all of it: SAVE YOURSELVES THE TIME GUYS IT’S RETARDED
@too small but funny
@nat that sucks big hairy ape balls, it’s really funny too
@I can't.... read this at all…wtf bwog?
@DHI Better?
@i second that it is impossible to read
@bwog is fuckin retarded with photos. how the fuck can read that text?