Tipster/photographer Matt Shields directs Bwog’s attention to the South Lawn, where law schoolers are staging a mock hunger strike protesting the ban on drinking in the Black Box theater. They’re calling themselves PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Alcoholics) and according to their colorful, upbeat propaganda, they “will not eat until they can drink—on stage.” (The third protester holds a sign that inexplicably proclaims “We’re not gonna protest.”) And look, they even have a tent and a guitar… just like real activist-types!