Bwog receives a lot of emails. Still, even Gmailers as jaded as we were curious about the following anonymous correspondence, the subject line of which was “giant vagina in carman elevator! 2:30ish am, Dec 1″
We were hoping there would be an explanatory picture, and oh, was there ever.
No further context was provided, and you know what, we’re okay with that.
Tags: carman, original photos, The Vag, the vagina monologues
1 December 2008 @ 11:22 AM · 30 comments
I lost some matte green Ray-Ban sunglasses during the last night of Senior Week revelry outside EC. If anyone finds them, take pity because they were the only thing that fools people into thinking that I’m cool. One delicious burrito dinner reward for their safe return. Email sar2160@columbia.edu if you know anything.
Name: Emily Selinger, lost 5/10 somewhere at Senior Ball, gaslight, or 1020. ess2168@columbia.edu
Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.
Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!
PointMobl Black Retractable Micro USB AC Phone Charger. Lost it in Hartley lounge. E-mail: nnamdi.nwaezeapu@gmail.com
Lost a Black High Sierra backpack containing a white binder and a red pencil bag in Ferris Booth Dining Hall on Wednesday, April 25th, around 7:30 to 8pm. It was left on a chair in the second floor in a table around the middle of the room close to the staircase. If spotted someone taking it or found, please call immediately at 208-964-6780 or email rm2999@columbia.edu
Light blue, hardcover. Beginning Level. Lost last Tuesday in the Barnard 2nd floor women’s bathroom.
If found, please contact jac2295@columbia.edu
Lost a Blackberry Bold from Verizon Wireless at ADP on Saturday night. If found please email rsf2121@columbia.edu or call 601-994-3697. There will be a $$ reward!!
These were lost potentially on philosophy lawn on the evening of April 17th. The earrings are large silver flower cutouts and the mood ring is a blue band with small flowers inset. Both are old with a lot of sentimental value attached. Would greatly appreciate their return if found. Please contact on2139@columbia.edu/
646-496-3613, will reward with home baked goods and eternal gratitude.
Droid II Phone without any particular markings. Possibly left at the street fair or in Math. Contact cw2453.
a nsfw jump is probably necessary..
damn you columbia college! shamelessly riding the coattails of our enormously popular Vag which will be opening soon… have you no shame?
didn’t this happen in some kind of a chemistry class a few years ago?
anyway, HILARIOUS; i wholeheartedly approve. i agree on the nsfw jump, though. i am in avery cafe and not entirely sure whether it is safe for architecture students, either.
just got taken to a whole new level (hehe elevator pun).
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
Its SO HAIRY!!!!
No it’s not. Granted, it’s not clean shaven, but it is obvious that this hair is neatly trimmed.
If I were a better feminist I would rant at you for imposing your norms of hairlessness on this rasterbated vagina.
the freshmen yearn for a return to the womb.
good work, i take this as a sign that upcoming classes are of good upstanding character and will continue the proud columbia traditions such as they are.
I definitely thought that was some sort of monkey at first glimpse… but hahaha, nice job to whomever did this.
i’m proud of 2012 for this one, breathing some fresh life into this place
they must have had fun printing that
well done. actually got a laugh out of jaded ol’ me!
the elevator looks like a set from a cronenberg movie
I don’t know why but my first mental picture was of a gay guy squealing as he stepped unto the elevator.
Sigh….I’ll be twelve forever.
owes me a fresh pair of pants
it kind of looks like hands folded in prayer…as any self-respecting muff should.
VAG!
someone should put up a rasterbation of a dick.
dicks are so much uglier.
No way.
no they’re not…
also, genital equality!
I don’t remember anyone photographing me.
what they look like!
I’m glad i didn’t get in the elevator and see it . . ew
you would. STEM.
a puddle of female ejaculate in the back left corner there?
omg! i hate vagina juice! rice bowl!
The sad part is that it looks like it was drawn.
because no one at Columbia has actually seen one.
a rosy opening.
Did anyone else have Politics of the American Environment with Sarah Phillips, Fall 2007?