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Carman Elevator: NSFW

Bwog receives a lot of emails. Still, even Gmailers as jaded as we were curious about the following anonymous correspondence, the subject line of which was “giant vagina in carman elevator! 2:30ish am, Dec 1” 

We were hoping there would be an explanatory picture, and oh, was there ever.


 No further context was provided, and you know what, we’re okay with that.

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30 Comments

  • umm says:

    @umm a nsfw jump is probably necessary..

  • barnard says:

    @barnard damn you columbia college! shamelessly riding the coattails of our enormously popular Vag which will be opening soon… have you no shame?

  • senior says:

    @senior didn’t this happen in some kind of a chemistry class a few years ago?
    anyway, HILARIOUS; i wholeheartedly approve. i agree on the nsfw jump, though. i am in avery cafe and not entirely sure whether it is safe for architecture students, either.

  • rasterbation says:

    @rasterbation just got taken to a whole new level (hehe elevator pun).

    http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

  • wow says:

    @wow Its SO HAIRY!!!!

    1. Is it? says:

      @Is it? No it’s not. Granted, it’s not clean shaven, but it is obvious that this hair is neatly trimmed.

      If I were a better feminist I would rant at you for imposing your norms of hairlessness on this rasterbated vagina.

  • Clearly says:

    @Clearly the freshmen yearn for a return to the womb.

  • senior says:

    @senior good work, i take this as a sign that upcoming classes are of good upstanding character and will continue the proud columbia traditions such as they are.

  • Oh WOW says:

    @Oh WOW I definitely thought that was some sort of monkey at first glimpse… but hahaha, nice job to whomever did this.

  • senior says:

    @senior i’m proud of 2012 for this one, breathing some fresh life into this place

  • hehe says:

    @hehe they must have had fun printing that

  • clg says:

    @clg well done. actually got a laugh out of jaded ol’ me!

  • lol says:

    @lol the elevator looks like a set from a cronenberg movie

  • Silly Rabbit says:

    @Silly Rabbit I don’t know why but my first mental picture was of a gay guy squealing as he stepped unto the elevator.

    Sigh….I’ll be twelve forever.

  • 2012 says:

    @2012 owes me a fresh pair of pants

  • that vagina... says:

    @that vagina... it kind of looks like hands folded in prayer…as any self-respecting muff should.

  • VAG! says:

    @VAG! VAG!

  • now.... says:

    @now.... someone should put up a rasterbation of a dick.

    1. but says:

      @but dicks are so much uglier.

      1. What? says:

        @What? No way.

      2. uhhh says:

        @uhhh no they’re not…

        also, genital equality!

  • Judith Shapiro says:

    @Judith Shapiro I don’t remember anyone photographing me.

  • So that's says:

    @So that's what they look like!

  • Stem says:

    @Stem I’m glad i didn’t get in the elevator and see it . . ew

    1. Stem #25 says:

      @Stem #25 you would. STEM.

  • is that says:

    @is that a puddle of female ejaculate in the back left corner there?

  • ehhii says:

    @ehhii omg! i hate vagina juice! rice bowl!

  • ... says:

    @... The sad part is that it looks like it was drawn.

    1. that's says:

      @that's because no one at Columbia has actually seen one.

  • It looks like... says:

    @It looks like... a rosy opening.

    Did anyone else have Politics of the American Environment with Sarah Phillips, Fall 2007?

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