Columbians love/can’t afford a nice glass of of Chianti

At last, a Spec column that doesn’t mention Bwog. Except in the headline.

Tomorrow, 21,000 aspiring Columbians get that fated letter from Jessica Marinaccio and find out if they take the step from high school, “the brain’s merry-go-round” to college, the brain’s “Wii”.

From talking about protesting, to actually protesting? No, probably not.

Spec admits to slummin’ it. No east side deluxe apartment nor piece of pie for them!